Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
(Source: brokenbarrel, via fagpuff)
(Source: hiddlybatch, via avengersblood)
Toe Taps
The, um, lower, looser part of my butt takes a beating from this move. Thankfully.
Do it:
- Lie on the floor with your arms on your sides.
- Lift your feet, bending both knees to 90 degrees so your thighs are perpendicular to the floor.
- Now slowly and quietly tap your left toes to the floor, then your right.
- Alternate tapping feet for one minute.
- If you feel any lower back pain, don’t bring your toes all the way down.
(via get-thinspiration)
Why, hello there.: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
black-veil-bridesmaid-f0rever:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE…
THQKBNFJDOTHLAYDOG
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMOSOVERTHELZYDOG
HEQUIKBROWNFOJUPSOERHELADOG
My keyboard is drunk. What is this?TEQUICKBROWNFOXJUPEOVERTELAZO
THR QUICK BORWN FOEX JUMOED OVER THE LAZYZ DOG
Sadly…
(Source: laughingkeepsyouyoung, via keep-calm-and-play-pokemon)
(via mohnjaine)
(via beautystartsfromwithin)
